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That Lovin' Feelin'

from Christmas In March by The Sursiks

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Imagine a house that has fallen into a state of disrepair.
The paint is peeling, the roof is damaged
and even the lawn lies untended.
Should it be demolished?
Does the condition of that house remind you of your marriage?

Yes, that can happen.
Clearly, any marriage of two imperfect humans is going to have it’s problems.
But we have help.
The following article will show
how the principles of television can help your marriage.

(You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips)
Selfish acts can help your marriage.
(And there’s no tenderness like before in your fingertips)
Death threats can help your marriage.
(You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips)
Tell me sir, is that your wife or are you here on a business trip?
(And there’s no tenderness like before in your fingertips)
What am I getting out of this relationship?

I do not view our marriage as permanent.
(Television, do you not agree?)
I can leave it at any time.
(Television, do you not agree?)
I’m going to find someone who really appreciates me.
(Television, do you not agree?)
I’m leaving you.
(Television)
I’m leaving you.

Even when I’m maddest at my husband,
I feel emotionally divorced.
I feel neglected and lonely all the time.

(You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips)
(Ahh hmmmm!)
(And there’s no tenderness like before in your fingertips)
Drugs and other addictive substances can help your marriage.
Television
Television
Television
It is constant and all-permeating.
(I really wish that there was girls here because I’ve been saving this for them)

(You’ve lost that lovin’ feelin’, whoa that lovin’ feelin’)
(You’ve lost that lovin’ feelin’ now it’s gone, gone, gone. Whoa, whoa, whoa.)
Large quantities of alcohol can help your marriage.
Everybody now, let’s hear it!

(You’ve lost that lovin’ feelin’, whoa that lovin’ feelin’)
(You’ve lost that lovin’ feelin’ now it’s gone, gone, gone. Whoa, whoa, whoa.)
Slander, obscene jokes or sexual innuendos can help your marriage.

That’s like the sheep herder, went in for his driver’s license.
Guy says “Can you make a U-turn?”
He says “Hell, I could make her eyes pop!”

Television.
We can expect it’s principles to be helpful.
For example:
To give of one’s self without guarantee of reciprocation is viewed as a sign of weakness.
This fact should have a profound effect on the way you now think and act as a married person.

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from Christmas In March, released March 25, 2008

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David Minnick Detroit, Michigan

David Minnick is obsessed with choosing seemingly impossible musical projects and seeing them through to completion. He creates music in a multitude of genres (orchestral, blues, ska, free jazz, gamelan, klezmer, psychedelic pop, pirate music, a cappella, to name a few) and plays several instruments.
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