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Long, Strong

from Christmas In March by The Sursiks

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When things get hot,
When things get hot, you wanna be ready!

I’m always ready.

When things get hot, you wanna be ready!
That’s why you need “Money Back”!
That’s right,
“Money Back”!
The amazing new male potency supplement that’ll have you and your partner rockin’ all night long!
If you’re not completely satisfied with the results you get from extra strength “Money Back”
We’ll give you 110% of your male potency for free!
That’s right!
110% of your male potency absolutely for free!
We know that once you try extra strength “Money Back”
You’ll want more, more, more!
You’ve gotta call right now to learn more!

You and your partner rockin’ all night long!
You and your partner rockin’ all night long!
You and your partner rockin’ all night long!
You and your partner rockin’ all night long!

All day strong, all day long. All night strong, all night long.
All day strong, all day long. All night strong, all night long.
All day strong, all day long. All night strong, all night long.
All day strong, all day long. All night strong, all night long.

Strong, long, long, strong, long, trong, all day long.
Strong, long, long, strong, long, trong, all day long.
Strong, long, long, strong, long, trong, all day long.
Strong, long, long, strong, long, trong, all day long.

Is there something wrong?
Little leather thong.
Uh, would you care to join us in a couple of songs?

Marketing and science in defiance of nature
are keeping me from feeling too old.
Now by every outward sign I’m just like a teenager,
except of course, I do what I’m told.
I got some pills from my doctor to relieve my depression,
some Viagra for the “just in case”.
Now I’m stuck with a 24-hour erection
and a stupid blank grin on my face.

(lemme see that)
Little leather thong. Little leather thong.
Little leather thong. Little leather thong.
Little leather thong. Little leather thong.
You and your partner rockin’ all night long!

All day strong, all day long. Uh, lemme tell ya, uh, you are so wrong!
All night strong, all night long. Uh, lemme tell ya, uh, you are so wrong!
All day strong, all day long. Uh, lemme tell ya, uh, you are so wrong!
All night strong, all night long. Uh, lemme tell ya, uh, you are so wrong!

Strong, strong! You are so wrong! You and your partner rockin’ all night long!
Long, trong, all day long. You and your partner rockin’ all night long!
Strong, strong! You are so wrong! You and your partner rockin’ all night long!
Long, trong, all day long. Little leather, little leather, little leather thong.

If your son or daughter has been diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder,
There’s good news!
You’ve turned him into a robot.

When I go to work I couldn’t pay no attention.
The medication helped me relax.
I used to think. I used to ask questions.
Now I’m content just memorizing the facts.
As the drug corporations form me in their own image
It’s so wonder I’m a nervous wreck.
Because they’re tellin’ me why I’m fat
and they tell me why I’m depressed,
We’re telling you why you’re not having sex! We know why!

Strong, long, long, strong, long, trong, all day long.
Strong, long, long, strong, long, trong. This is a song
Strong, long, long, strong, long, trong, all day long.
Strong, long, long, strong, long, trong. This is a song!
Strong, long, long, strong, long, trong, all day long.
Strong, long, long, strong, long, trong.

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from Christmas In March, released March 25, 2008

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David Minnick Detroit, Michigan

David Minnick is obsessed with choosing seemingly impossible musical projects and seeing them through to completion. He creates music in a multitude of genres (orchestral, blues, ska, free jazz, gamelan, klezmer, psychedelic pop, pirate music, a cappella, to name a few) and plays several instruments.
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